CAMPION THE CONUNDRUM
Everard Mercurian was worried. He was about to deploy his first agents into the belly of the proverbial beast and he wanted to make sure that they managed to stay alive for as long as was humanly possible. He gave them strict instructions to avoid politics and Protestants in general and to keep a low profile. But Edmund Campion and Robert Persons, who would have the dubious honor of being the first Jesuit missionaries to set foot in England, both loved a good argument. They read Mercurians letter and then proceeded to make their way from Rome to England, merrily picking fights along the way. The most significant fight they tried to pick was in the heart of Calvin territory. They tried to provoke Theodore Beza to have a public debate with them in Geneva. Alas, Mrs. Beza intervened and sent them packing and so they were deprived of that special pleasure. But they didn’t have to worry, the best of their swashbuckling missionary days were ahead.
They decided to split up for safety’s sake and make their way over the border into England. Persons made the trip across from Calais first in the dead of night. It was illegal for Jesuits or any Catholic priest for that matter, to enter England and border security was tight. Persons presented himself at the border as a mercenary captain and swaggered his way through so convincingly that Campion was left slack-jawed at the performance. Campion, however, lacked the skills of his missionary counterpart. He presented himself at Dover as a jewel merchant but didn’t quite manage to convince the guards who monitored the border crossing like haughty patrician falcons. He was detained and questioned at length. When he was finally released a few hours later he hightailed it to London for his rendezvous with Persons.
Why were Campion and Persons sent to England in the first place? Campion himself explained the reasons behind their mission in his famous brag which was leaked to the public shortly after his arrival. The most poignant and perhaps chilling part of the dispatch reads as follows: